6 definition by dirty kev

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A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.
mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'
by dirty kev October 08, 2003

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spunk
found in the end of a used 'jitler sack'
by dirty kev October 08, 2003

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condom
jimmy hat, spunk trap etc
by dirty kev October 08, 2003

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people from a poorer background who somehow manage to wear expensive sports equipment.
these people hang around in gangs and resemble the cartoon 'ratboy' from the 'Viz comic'
by dirty kev October 08, 2003

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Dale winton, barrymore, or any other big poncey assed celebrity who openly goes around being gay.
As above
by dirty kev October 08, 2003

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Any female above the age of 16
when roses are red they're ready to be plucked and now you're 16 you can be legally fucked
by dirty kev October 08, 2003

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