boing slap 

the noise/action of an erect penis bouncing from an eager male's boxer shorts onto his stomach when he's about to be given a hand/blow job

ooo, he's hot, i'd like to give him a bit of boing slap

boing slap by boingslap July 12, 2011

Bong Slap 

v. To hit somebody with a bong.

Mario would not shut up so Michael threatened to bong slap him.

Bong Slap by magikoopa May 26, 2009

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

slap boxing 

a good way to solve problems and watch people beat the crap outta each it works for everybody and its mad funny

Guada is a slap boxing loser to girls cause hes a pussy.

slap boxing by aaron g im cool October 16, 2005

slap boxing 

The best possible way to get better at boxing without hurting yourself and your partner.

The Cubans are the best boxers in the world -- THE BEST and if you go to Cuba to see them train what do you see? Nothing but hours and hours of slap boxing; they're having fun.

slap boxing by MurphyChristovsky September 23, 2018

slap boxing 

A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.

Game over.

Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.

slap boxing by Seraph November 16, 2004

slap boxing 

i think the title is pretty self-explanotry. yay for bad spelling!

so, anyway, slap-boxing is basically when two rather weak people decide instead of tradiontal boxing, they will, instead, slap each other at different parts of their body (crotch up though). no gloves or fancy stuff.

Jill is not the slap boxing champion because she sucks like whoa.

slap boxing by not corrinn April 15, 2006