Seraph's definitions

Stiphu

This is the ever-popular stfu (shut the fuck up) spelled out. After all, if you are too goddamn fucking lazy to say 'shut the fuck up' so you have to say 'stfu', why don't you just shorten it up even further and say 'stiphu'

"Dude you are fucking gay."

"Dude, stiphu."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

slap boxing

A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.

Game over.

Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

bot

A program that runs autonomously, and which performs repetitive and/or remotely-controlled tasks, from very simple IRC commands to incredibly complex online game manipulation.

A program that behaves and interacts with other programs as if it were a user.

Short for 'robot', specifically a cyber-robot, almost exclusively used on the internet.

I set up a bot to keep spammers out of the e-group.

by Seraph March 17, 2004

Seraph

one of the high angels.

look at that seraph up there

by Seraph December 1, 2003

Hoing it up

The term for being a ho or acting like a slut. If you are caught hoing it up you will forever be deemed a slut. So don't do it.

"Hey man, why do you have to ho it up all the time?"

"Dude, I don't ho it up."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Blood Slap

Where you get bloody poonani juice on your hand and slap somebody with it. This person has been 'blood slapped'.

Scotty,"Slap!"

"Dude, you just blood slapped me.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

quarter life crisis

taken from "Mid-life crisis"
which is at 50
quater being 25
one can get quarter life crisis from any of the below
1) Not married
2) Feels so old and still wants to be in college or high school
3) getting Married
4) Married

I'm having a quater life crisis!

by Seraph May 13, 2004