Seraph's definitions

queer-ass-motha-fuckas

The stoners at my school.

That kid is beyond a doubt a queer-ass-motha-fucka. Yep.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

quarter life crisis

taken from "Mid-life crisis"
which is at 50
quater being 25
one can get quarter life crisis from any of the below
1) Not married
2) Feels so old and still wants to be in college or high school
3) getting Married
4) Married

I'm having a quater life crisis!

by Seraph May 13, 2004

Jack Sauce

The orange sauce that they don't have anywhere else on the planet. I believe it is Thousand Island mixed with French Dressing.

May I have a Jumbo Jack with extra Jack sauce?

by Seraph April 18, 2005

Blood Slap

Where you get bloody poonani juice on your hand and slap somebody with it. This person has been 'blood slapped'.

Scotty,"Slap!"

"Dude, you just blood slapped me.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Stiphu

This is the ever-popular stfu (shut the fuck up) spelled out. After all, if you are too goddamn fucking lazy to say 'shut the fuck up' so you have to say 'stfu', why don't you just shorten it up even further and say 'stiphu'

"Dude you are fucking gay."

"Dude, stiphu."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

shigity-shigity-swah

A slang term for a cigarette. Used by pimp Jeff and I.

"Hey Jeff, can you spare a shigity-shigity-swah?"

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Hoing it up

The term for being a ho or acting like a slut. If you are caught hoing it up you will forever be deemed a slut. So don't do it.

"Hey man, why do you have to ho it up all the time?"

"Dude, I don't ho it up."

by Seraph November 16, 2004