Cablub's definitions

Active tooter drill

Having the feeling of an immenent defacation, rushing to the toilet, and only releasing massive amounts of bowel gasses

I thought the toilet would look like a colostomy bag poored into it, but I only had an active tooter drill.

by Cablub February 5, 2022

Air Seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

by Cablub February 18, 2022

Air seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022

DINO

Democrat. In. Name. Only.

Old f*ckers who pretend to be for the working man but are too old and set on the pyrimid scheme they are playing on their own children the Millenials. Dinosaurs of politics.

We have another DINO president

by Cablub May 14, 2022