A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

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Brad bobaguard

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'

"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"

Brad bobaguard by charriot February 19, 2022

Bokbagasie

Pronounced: "Bok-ba-gaasie"

A large lump of uncertain origin located directly behind the ear. It causes the ear concerned to protrude at 90 degrees to the head. It ranges in size from about the diameter of a golf ball to that of a small melon.

There are varying theories as to the cause of this phenomenon, the most popular being that it is caused by partially digested fragments of swiss roll that take up residency behind the ear when there is no space for them in the belly.

The bokbagasie can be surgically removed, but this is not often done because of the extremely high rate of re-occurence. some bokbagasies have been known to re-occur as little as three hours after being removed.

"Hey bokkie, what did YOU see this morning...?"

"Bok-bok-bok-BAGASIE!!"

"My word, how radiant your bokbagasie is looking today"

Bokbagasie by turdmeister July 13, 2009

boobage

A woman breasts - specifically when referring to the type, style, size or quirkiness of her breasts. Usually used in a positive way to define "the girls" in question.

Her boobage was such that it couldn't be tamed even with an industrial strength Fredrick's of Hollywood bra.
or
What little boobage she had was choice.
or
My boobage is just going to rebel against the buttons on this blouse!

boobage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

boobage

The noticeable presence of breasts. Could be because of the size, exposed cleavage or large number of noticeable breasts in a particular place.
The truth is, of course that all boobs rule, (well, not man-boobs); be they big, small, fake or strangely shaped. The world would be a better place if all girls embraced their boobage. Set them free ladies. Set them free.

Jake: Man, check out the boobage on the dancefloor!
Jimmy: Dude, I've been staring since we got here!
Jake: Boooooobs...

boobage by benjiboy January 27, 2005

major boobage

Huge tittays

Damn that girl has major boobage!

major boobage by Vidioholic September 17, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026