is a guy who thinks hes really buff, but hes just dulusional and trying to cover up his small penis and testicles.
Buffman also named eric, aka sorek aka yorik, aka sorrroo aka garens prodigy, aka noros prodigy aka my bitch aka iam his dad aka future "cfo" in his dreams aka cant handle tanya aka just a pure pussy.
He thinks he's the avenger of inroom curfew, has a habit of creeping on girls halls and walking into rooms unannounced regardless of gender. J-plum sometimes accompanies him just to make sure he doesn't give out too many demerits, because they're likecandy to him, candy he actually shares...
(Boof-men) A large armadillo-like animal that has a heart of gold and will always help. The animal is yellow with black dots and enjoys popcorn chicken
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)