bobcut

a person who has a bad haircut and a big forehead. Their face also looks like a physical map of Utah.

Did you see that guy?
Yeah, he’s such a bobcut!

by Hunter Talbs June 10, 2019

next level bobCUT

A swanky hangout spot where hipster chefs gather to whip up fancy liquid meals while wearing ironic aprons. It's like a foodie's version of a jacuzzi party, but with ladles instead of swimsuits.

"Hey, did you see that next level bobCUT that just opened up on mainstreet?"

"kill yourself"

by knifehandler August 10, 2023

bowcut

a fucked up haircut.

The people at the Hair Cuttery gave me a bowcut.

by Johnny Pot$moker December 28, 2006

Bobcatted

When you get punched to the ground and then stomped on.

Omar bobcatted Bobcat

by 1264 Brudder September 26, 2019

bobcat pretzel

A hilarious term Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock) uses in the movie Two Weeks Notice to describe her flexibility and prowess in bed to George Wade (Hugh Grant) while drunk.

Lucy: You should be so lucky because the lawyerly exterior...don't let that fool you because inside I am, like, a complete animal. It's, like, bobcat. You know, it's scary.
George: I can see that it might be.
Lucy: No. No. Look, I can bend like a pretzel. I'm serious. And I'm not talking the straight kind. I'm talking, like, the twisty kind. Twisty like the bobcat, salty type of pretzel. A bobcat pretzel. Because that's what men want, right?

George: Yes, that is their dream.

by supernovaAndy May 13, 2014

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Bobcat eye

The Bobcat Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UC Merced too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely. It has the same meaning as Triton Eye.

Guy 1: O shit that girl is cute...
Guy 2: That girl looks like a cow, what are you talking about... you must be getting bobcat eye!!

by Arian19 April 1, 2009