boatner

When you see or hear about any boat/seafaring vessel and get a boner. Common with those who always on the lake and beat their wifes.

Larry looked at new boats to buy and quickly got a boatner.

by Iaasic the conquer September 23, 2021

boatner

A word for when a person gets an erection or boner from seeing, interacting, or talking about any aquatic vehicle or vessel.

"Did you see John launching his boat over there? He's had a Boatner since he left this morning"

by Iaasic the conquer October 2, 2021

i farded on my own boaner

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021

Boatercycle

A mix between a boat and a motorcycle. A jetski.

A boatercycle is jetski, Sea-Doo, or any other type of one or two manned water vehicle steered with handle bars.

by Madam Tampini September 16, 2008

boatnecking

A blanket term used to describe any number of sleazy, depraved or socially unacceptable actions, sexual or otherwise.

i didnt mind that frat party last night, except for all the boatnecking in the bathroom.

by dash handsome July 19, 2012

boater

Being Of A Terrific European Republic,

A person who has recently immigrated to America from a certain European nation. A first-generation born American may also exhibit "boater" tendencies. The opposite of being "Americanized." A term commonly used in the Detroit, MI area.

Boater tendencies may include:

-being a pack-rat such as canning your own foods, having a large garden, or making your own wine or lunch meats.

-having an uncircumsized penis.

-living at home with your parents until marriage.

-wearing fashionable European clothes such as Armani Exchange or Versace.

-growing up idolizing European soccer stars.

-getting hit by your mother or father well into your 20's.

Having a kitchen in your basement in very boater!

by Sal Biondo March 14, 2008

boatery

The place in a bay where you can go and tie up your boat along side many other boats.

"Are you ready to go fishing at today?". "Yeah sure where should we meet?"."How about the boatery?"."Hell yeah the boatery!"

by J Schmidty April 21, 2007