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When you see or hear about any boat/seafaring vessel and get a boner. Common with those who always on the lake and beat their wifes.
Larry looked at new boats to buy and quickly got a boatner.
boatner by Iaasic the conquer September 23, 2021
Words you can keep
A word for when a person gets an erection or boner from seeing, interacting, or talking about any aquatic vehicle or vessel.
"Did you see John launching his boat over there? He's had a Boatner since he left this morning"
boatner by Iaasic the conquer October 2, 2021

i farded on my own boaner 

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

Boatercycle 

A mix between a boat and a motorcycle. A jetski.
A boatercycle is jetski, Sea-Doo, or any other type of one or two manned water vehicle steered with handle bars.
Boatercycle by Madam Tampini September 16, 2008

boatnecking 

A blanket term used to describe any number of sleazy, depraved or socially unacceptable actions, sexual or otherwise.
i didnt mind that frat party last night, except for all the boatnecking in the bathroom.
boatnecking by dash handsome July 19, 2012
Being Of A Terrific European Republic,

A person who has recently immigrated to America from a certain European nation. A first-generation born American may also exhibit "boater" tendencies. The opposite of being "Americanized." A term commonly used in the Detroit, MI area.

Boater tendencies may include:

-being a pack-rat such as canning your own foods, having a large garden, or making your own wine or lunch meats.

-having an uncircumsized penis.

-living at home with your parents until marriage.

-wearing fashionable European clothes such as Armani Exchange or Versace.

-growing up idolizing European soccer stars.

-getting hit by your mother or father well into your 20's.
Having a kitchen in your basement in very boater!
boater by Sal Biondo March 14, 2008
The place in a bay where you can go and tie up your boat along side many other boats.
"Are you ready to go fishing at today?". "Yeah sure where should we meet?"."How about the boatery?"."Hell yeah the boatery!"
boatery by J Schmidty April 21, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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