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Yard Boat Sex
When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.
Yard Boat Sex by Pier Nauti September 30, 2018
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Sex Boat
An extremely attractive woman who has little to no brains or substance. Her body is merely a vessel for having sex.
That girl I banged last night was a total sex boat, she probably thinks Ill actually call her when im not drunk.
Boat-sexual
Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; boat-sexual guys are only into their boats.
Usually only occurs post-marriage!
Usually only occurs post-marriage!
"We've been together for so long, but he's just not into me anymore. At first I thought he was having an affair but now I think he's just boat-sexual"
Boat-sexual by ss34 February 4, 2010
epic boatsex
BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!
A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest
Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
epic boatsex by Bland212 August 22, 2017
boatsex
The art of shoving your wooden plank into her elegant transom and lathering her vessel with a coat of milky sweet varnish.
"I docked my dinghy bow first into her beautiful deep boat slip last night, nothing like a great night of boatsex, Jim"
boatsex by hydrostaticlubricator May 16, 2016
boatsexual
Adj.
involving or characterized by sexual attraction to boats/ships
Noun
a person who is sexually attracted to boats/ships
involving or characterized by sexual attraction to boats/ships
Noun
a person who is sexually attracted to boats/ships
boatsexual by xXWPFXx July 3, 2019