boat sex 

Boat Sex is the act of inserting the male genitalia into the air intake of a boat engine.

Bob: I had boat sex yesterday, it felt really good!
Jeff: You're a fucking psychopath.

boat sex by Lorema06 August 17, 2021

Yard Boat Sex 

When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.

Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.

Yard Boat Sex by Pier Nauti September 30, 2018

Sex Boat 

An extremely attractive woman who has little to no brains or substance. Her body is merely a vessel for having sex.

That girl I banged last night was a total sex boat, she probably thinks Ill actually call her when im not drunk.

Sex Boat by yungsilkk September 14, 2011

Boat-sexual 

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; boat-sexual guys are only into their boats.

Usually only occurs post-marriage!

"We've been together for so long, but he's just not into me anymore. At first I thought he was having an affair but now I think he's just boat-sexual"

Boat-sexual by ss34 February 4, 2010

epic boatsex 

BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!

A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.

Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest

Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!

epic boatsex by Bland212 August 22, 2017

boatsex 

The art of shoving your wooden plank into her elegant transom and lathering her vessel with a coat of milky sweet varnish.

"I docked my dinghy bow first into her beautiful deep boat slip last night, nothing like a great night of boatsex, Jim"

boatsex by hydrostaticlubricator May 16, 2016

boatsexual

Adj.

involving or characterized by sexual attraction to boats/ships

Noun
a person who is sexually attracted to boats/ships

“Being a boatsexual, the way that ship looks turns me on”

“Boatsexuals love the history of ships”

boatsexual by xXWPFXx July 3, 2019