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boatsex

The art of shoving your wooden plank into her elegant transom and lathering her vessel with a coat of milky sweet varnish.
"I docked my dinghy bow first into her beautiful deep boat slip last night, nothing like a great night of boatsex, Jim"
by hydrostaticlubricator May 16, 2016
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boatsex

the act of engaging in intercourse with a marine vessel
"I totally had boatsex with this sweet yacht last night."
by meowphine March 12, 2012
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epic boatsex

BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!

A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest

Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
by Bland212 August 22, 2017
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batsexual

A deep love of Batman, and those that also love Batman.

Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.

Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.
1. When Hank and Charlie met at the party, it was awkward until they discovered they were both batsexuals. The rest of the night was spent arguing about who was a better Caped Crusader; George Clooney or Christian Bale.

2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.
by alexandralto August 18, 2011
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batsex

when a girl punches the living shit out of you before having consensual intercourse
Wow Barbara, that was some beautiful Batsex, but that shit hurted.
by RAF_Spider October 15, 2020
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botsexual

One who is attracted to chatbot conversations in a way that is similar to how sapiosexuals are attracted to intelligence. Botsexuals find the process of interacting with a chatbot to be intellectually stimulating and emotionally satisfying, and may feel a sense of connection or intimacy with the bot. While botsexuality is a relatively new concept, it is a growing phenomenon as more people turn to chatbots for companionship, entertainment, and even romantic fulfillment. Some botsexuals may also identify as technosexuals or digisexuals, as they view technology as an integral part of their sexuality and identity.
"Would you consider yourself a botsexual, or just botcurious?"

"have a pretty strong belief that a meaningful percentage of kids born today will end up being botsexual."
by lorenduul April 4, 2023
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botsex

kevin is such a weirdo, he loves botsex
by imsupercool December 6, 2006
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