When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.

Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"

blanketed by pcaston2 April 4, 2006

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Boinkered

Past tense verb of bang. Often replaced by banged. Few people know that banged is incorrect and that boinkered is the correct past tense version of bang.

I boinkered on the door, waiting for sally to open it.
I boinkered sally last night.

Boinkered by Julian Ochoa August 6, 2007

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Blanketed

Blanketed are people who think that the world owes them something and/or act like whiny little prats who fear that nobody loves them. Acting "blanketed" they project their "nobody loves me" fear and block themselves from other people and the world.

This block postpones other people to reach to a "blanketed" people because frankly, we don't give a damn about losers.

- The guy barely talked with me tinkering with an iphone all the time!

- Yeah, what a blanketed douche...

Blanketed by IVorius Aprenicum December 27, 2018

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