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Drunk and pissed up on booze

We got totally bonkered!

Bonkered by Tinman April 2, 2004

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bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

bonkered by charlie brooks January 2, 2008

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Bonkered

Is the moment the person/thing goes bonkers or mad/crazy.

Sometimes it takes two bonkered people to make a normal relationship.

Bonkered by CoozieQ February 3, 2017

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Bonkered of the yoinky

Severely affected by alcohol or other substances

Are you all bonkered of the yoinky or something? GET TO IT!

Bonkered of the yoinky by TheDigster February 21, 2025

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bonered up

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

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Bunkered

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.

While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.

Bunkered by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

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bonkerdom

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.

My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.

bonkerdom by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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