bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk
dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.
by charlie brooks November 29, 2007
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Don't go bonkers!
by Aaron W. December 03, 2002
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That was bonkers dude!
by creator of many stupid words February 24, 2021
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bonkers

Bananas, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo! Any thesaurus will do.
Quite commonly used word, not slang, used to affectionately describe a state of mind such as the above.
Hand-in-hand vocabulary with for example: gor-blimey, bastards!, bollockchops, well I'll be a pissed on candle, crikey, shove it up your arse, and bollocks! Used in the UK at least.(>London<)
Humorous sub-text in use due to its (click the link) 'bonk' attribute, as in copulation of the 'Carry On' sort also bonk could be a hit, say on the head that has comedy value.
To enhance, say: 'bloody bonkers' or 'blimmin bonkers' or 'bloomin bonkers' or 'absolutely bonkers' (esp.)
-He's definitely gone bonkers, that boy.' (crazy in the head)

-They told me they lost the paperwork.
-Did you get mad?'
-I went absolutely bonkers (mad at them)

-I could have sworn I left it here on the frigde, I tell you I'm going bonkers

by Ja-' Chri-' UK April 27, 2006
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Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".
he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger
by Bonkering December 02, 2014
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That’s just so bonkers!!!
by cash.max November 12, 2017
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tiddiessss
wow she has big bonkers

omg dude why are u looking at her bonkers
by luigigotbigtiddies November 21, 2018
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