Bonkered

Drunk and pissed up on booze

We got totally bonkered!

by Tinman April 2, 2004

bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

by charlie brooks January 2, 2008

Bonkered

Is the moment the person/thing goes bonkers or mad/crazy.

Sometimes it takes two bonkered people to make a normal relationship.

by CoozieQ February 3, 2017

Bonkered of the yoinky

Severely affected by alcohol or other substances

Are you all bonkered of the yoinky or something? GET TO IT!

by TheDigster February 21, 2025

bonered up

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

by Mike O December 7, 2005

Bunkered

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.

While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.

by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

bonkerdom

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.

My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.

by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009