Bluffering 

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

Bluffering by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

bluffering 

When waiting for something to finish on the computer but it does not report its progress correctly

The progress bar seemed to be moving fine but it was bluffering

bluffering by DiskJunky March 4, 2008

Bluffering 

How well someone to keeps up an ongoing lie or the consistency of someone making up lies.

Jerry's been bluffering all night about his non-existent girlfriend, hoping no one catches on.

Roger's bluffering has been getting sloppy. He's always covering up the cracks that we poke in his lies.

Bluffering by Nada Johna May 4, 2011

Bluffering

The act of offering someone a favor, gift, or invitation only because you know damn well they will refuse it. It allows you to look generous with absolutely zero risk of having to follow through.

I offered to clean his garage at 6.00am in the morning, but really i was just bluffering around.

Bluffering by MisterJister67 September 13, 2026

Buffeting 

A word often used by James May while accelerating on Top Gear.

Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''

Buffeting by darude-meme-storm May 8, 2018

bufferting 

The day between Monday and Tuesday.

Happy bufferting to you.

bufferting by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018

bluffington 

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.

Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"

bluffington by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008