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intellectual blueballs
A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.
intellectual blueballs by MarkPG October 9, 2006
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emotional blueballs
Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
emotional blueballs by @KO June 25, 2016
dubstep blueballs
dubstep blueballs by yolobizzil May 23, 2014
theatrical blueballs
To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!
theatrical blueballs by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008
Sneeze Blueball
The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.
The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball
The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball
Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."
Sneeze Blueball by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011
blueballing
when a chick has a dude whipped and she doesn't give him any play. originates from the greek "blu-" meaning bruised, and the latin "ballus" meaning balls. definition comes from the way that his balls get bruised from being tempted over and over, but never actually getting the goods.
friend: you are over at your girl's house all the time, she must really put out.
whipped: no, actually she doesn't.
friend: she is really blueballing you.
whipped: no, actually she doesn't.
friend: she is really blueballing you.
blueballing by friend May 14, 2003
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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