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A person who leads you to believing you will get laid but doesn't finish the job. Most commonly females.

We were making out heavily but when she wouldn't let me take off my pants I realized she was just another blue baller.

blue baller by audful October 19, 2008

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Blue Baller

A girl who gets a man to the point of orgasm and then stops the job without finishing.

Friend : Yo, my girl have me blue balls again :(. Me : Dude, she’s just another blue baller

Blue Baller by xoblueox February 17, 2018

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Blue baller

Asad Q - someone who blue balls

Asad Is a blue baller

Blue baller by Asadsvictim March 5, 2022

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toronto blue baller

when a girl masterbates with a cold object before the man enters her with his penis

her puss was so cold from the popsicle that she gave him a toronto blue baller when he slide his dick in.

toronto blue baller by eccs March 4, 2008

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Costa Rican Blue Baller

A lady-friend you doesn't give you the vacation you paid for.

Also, a drink. Mojito w/ 5-hour Energy.

That wanky bitch wasn't playing shit. She's a real Costa Rican Blue Baller.

Ooh, I'll have a Costa Rican Blue Baller with extra mint.

Costa Rican Blue Baller by pricybread August 18, 2010

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mentally blue balled

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.

Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

mentally blue balled by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010

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Blue Balled

This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.

Tyler: "Bro did you hear that the game was delayed"
Brad: "yeah dude I got Blue Balled"

Blue Balled by anonymous September 15, 2020

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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