Bluche

Bluetooth + Douche
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

by breonnagy October 24, 2007

bluche

Fat ugly bitch

eww look at bluche

by that nigga tbh April 11, 2023

Amuse-Bouche

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Buchen

A cigarette, or bogue

Yo Ox-guy, buchen?

by 420swed September 26, 2010

Korki Buchek

Korki Buchek is a presumably fictional singer from Kazakhstan, known for his "hit" song Bing Bang. He was first mentioned by fictional Kazakhstani journalist Borat Sagdiyev in an episode of "Da Ali G Show", where he interviewed country music singer Porter Wagoner.

Borat: Do you know Korki Buchek?

Porter Wagoner: No.

Borat: He is a number one star, this song Bing Bang. (starts singing 'Bing Bang Bing Bang Bing....')

by Frankovich June 30, 2007

Boucherism

Boucherism noun
A teaching method practiced mostly in Jamaica. It is thought to be created by Eduard Boucher Jr. In order to piss the fuck out of his class. Mainly used on Russians and Slovak people, but sometimes, the others gets some bystander damage as well.

-Ooh what a cute dog
-if boucherism is not provided, dogs are...

-oh no! It's retarded!

by Matobi May 29, 2019

Blochead

Russell Lissack's hairstyle from the band Bloc Party.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Russell's hairstyle on Bloc Party's music video "Hunting for Witches"?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude it's awesome. I think I'm gonna get a blochead.

by Zerlot January 17, 2009