Blobbfish is our lord and saviour. Blobbfish is genderless and lives in a dark hole where it does unspeakable things...
If you see one, you should bow down before this mighty creature starts to play dirty....
BLOBBFISH IS LOVE BLOBFISH IS LIFE
BLOBBFISH WiLL MAKE YOU LOVE BLOBBFISH WILL END YOUR LIFE
all the same with the Bumba as in with all the Bumba's but just add the fish because fish is generally smelly and ugly, on the same level as Bumbaclot, worse than rassclot, bumbarass, stinkhole, bumbarassclot.
ya Bumbafish tink ya windis bone (Dominoes), but mi got ya rass right 'ere, BAM! ya SCREWFACE!!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.