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Another way of saying "blow job".
Used jokingly between friends.
Can be variated to Blozzer.
Can also be used a an annoying word that you put into everything. For example, "give me that can of CarlsBloz" or "where's my mobile Bloz?!" or "have you seen Bloz Charlton recently?!"
"I well want a bloz!"

"she'd definitely give me a bloz, she's dirty"
Bloz by BlozzyBarndog. October 24, 2009
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An Australian (Maybe english) term used to signafy "telephone"

TV Show Host: "C'mon give us a call, get me on the bloz"
bloz by Paul Maland October 21, 2006
Related Words
blozza • blozzer • bloz • Blozo • Blozz • Blozcopter • Blozden • blozee • BLOZELLE • Blozhom

Grandé Bloz

A top noch blow job. Not just your average blowjob. Think spit everywhere, mascara running and gagging left right and centre. An 11/10 blowjob
Guy: maaaaate I had a next level Blozza the day. Seriously. It was a Grandé Bloz if I ever had one
Grandé Bloz by Phyyyyyyde March 2, 2017
Australian slang for blowjob.
Similar to the way Australians shorten names like Lauren to Lozza and Warren to Wazza, the term blowjob can be shortened to blozza.
Blozza by jfray January 23, 2015
The act of a rather wet and sloppy blowjob
You get a blowjob last night of that girl?

Yeah but she wasn't very good, it was a right blozner!
Blozner by Interyanan April 20, 2015
To BLOZZ.
Excuse me Thora, you don't have time to give me a quick BLOZZA do you?
blozza by Paul Fields September 14, 2003

Blozzers 

A porn website based of of Brazzers. The specific genre of porn shown here is: Roblox Porn. This porn features the hottest roblox figures, and the men have the largest of dicks and muscles. Also there are many types of sex here. You have to admit that Blozzers is the go to website for Roblox Porn. I wouldn't reccomend it for people who want friends.
Guy 1: Whats ur favorite porn site?
Guy 2: Blozzers
Guy 1: Man.
Guy 2: I hate you. Though, you still have good taste.
Blozzers by Random_Definer 2.0 April 9, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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