(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."

blondenosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

Related Words

Blozden • Blondeness • blondenosis • blondentourage • Blondentrepreneur • blozzenger • curtis blonden • Edward Blowden • Face Blondeness • Blonde Nigger

blozzenger

when a women has a sore throat and she gives a blow job and swallows the load.

girl: oh i have got a sore throat....

bloke: well give us a blozzenger, sort us both out.

blozzenger by redbourn flat 1 May 12, 2010

blondentourage

the hottest group of blondes you've ever seen. An eclectic group of free spirited, crazy, and very loud women who are incredibly beautiful. The blondentourage is made up of Jessica, Maggie, and Rachel.

The blondentourage is going out on friday night.. watchout.. heads will be turning.

Everyone knows when the blondentourage walks in.

blondentourage by life is better blonde October 16, 2013

curtis blonden

it is an ugly mean person he is an assholethat only thinks of himself not how other peapole feel in other words he is a bitch that picks on girls

bitch curtis blonden

curtis blonden by i am the hbic August 6, 2009

Blondeness

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.

Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.

Blondeness by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006

Blondentrepreneur

An intelligent blonde who is always coming up with new ideas and enterprises.

I can't believe Jenna is willing to take such a financial risk to become a blondentrepreneur.

Blondentrepreneur by ribeye381 May 14, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026