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Blozden

A person who makes inappropriate comments in social situations regarding sexual intercourse.
Ignore him, he's pulling a blozden
by 50CG October 22, 2010
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blondenosis

(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:



- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.



The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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blozzenger

when a women has a sore throat and she gives a blow job and swallows the load.
girl: oh i have got a sore throat....

bloke: well give us a blozzenger, sort us both out.
by redbourn flat 1 May 12, 2010
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blondentourage

the hottest group of blondes you've ever seen. An eclectic group of free spirited, crazy, and very loud women who are incredibly beautiful. The blondentourage is made up of Jessica, Maggie, and Rachel.
The blondentourage is going out on friday night.. watchout.. heads will be turning.

Everyone knows when the blondentourage walks in.
by life is better blonde October 16, 2013
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curtis blonden

it is an ugly mean person he is an assholethat only thinks of himself not how other peapole feel in other words he is a bitch that picks on girls
bitch curtis blonden
by i am the hbic August 6, 2009
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Blondeness

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.
Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.
by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006
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Blondentrepreneur

An intelligent blonde who is always coming up with new ideas and enterprises.
I can't believe Jenna is willing to take such a financial risk to become a blondentrepreneur.
by ribeye381 May 14, 2010
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