Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.
The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?
Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
A type of sexual clothing fetish that revolves around being sexually aroused by seeing one's romantic partner dressed in a T-shirt or Graphic T-shirt, or being obsessed with having erotic sexual encounters that revolves around being dressed in a T-Shirt or Graphic Tee. "Blouzaki" comes from the Greek Word for T-shirt or "smalllittle shirt."
Person 1: I think I have this weird obsession with seeing my girlfriend wearing Graphic T-shirts, and it makes her 10x sexier and hotter when she wears them
Person 2: That's called Blouzakiphilia, its a type of very specitic clothing fetish.
Person 1: Oh shit it has a name?
Person 2: Yeah and it is very weird and unusual that you like that shit but if you like it, hey do you.
The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stankyblizzard.