Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.
The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?
Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
A type of sexual clothing fetish that revolves around being sexually aroused by seeing one's romantic partner dressed in a T-shirt or Graphic T-shirt, or being obsessed with having erotic sexual encounters that revolves around being dressed in a T-Shirt or Graphic Tee. "Blouzaki" comes from the Greek Word for T-shirt or "small little shirt."
Person 1: I think I have this weird obsession with seeing my girlfriend wearing Graphic T-shirts, and it makes her 10x sexier and hotter when she wears them
Person 2: That's called Blouzakiphilia, its a type of very specitic clothing fetish.
Person 1: Oh shit it has a name?
Person 2: Yeah and it is very weird and unusual that you like that shit but if you like it, hey do you.
The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stankyblizzard.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.