blowy j

Cutesy nickname for a blow job or fellatio.

That girl gave him a blowy j in the men's restroom.

by mishaladycat November 22, 2011

blow j

the act of giving a fellatio; the term was coined in the 2007 hit "Superbad"

i'm going to give you the best blow j ever...with muh mouth.

by jammin-j January 22, 2008

Blow J. Simpson

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

by apac666 August 25, 2008

Blow J. Simpson

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

by little red thread April 13, 2009

Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.

Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!

by HJBJADMF March 14, 2016

Blow J

A term used to refer to the act of orally stimulating the male sex organ.

Before copulation the male often requests a Blow J.

by Daniequalsrad March 31, 2009

Snow Day Blow J

Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.

When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.

by B_Will January 7, 2010