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Definitions by apac666

Blow J. Simpson 

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.
Blow J. Simpson by apac666 August 25, 2008

thrumpkin 

If while performing a blumpkin the bitch were to throw up it becoms a thrumpkin.
Man I was with this girl last night and she gave me a thrumpkin, it was tight!
thrumpkin by apac666 August 23, 2008