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blowstein

a joke people play on passed out friends kinda like the roman helmet except on top of the balls over the eyes the person farts with the goal being to part their hair
jokes one plays on passed out friends--mike ball tapped chris earlier so when mike passed out chris gave him a blowstein
by Enrique Inglesias December 5, 2007
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Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.
Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.
by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012
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Alex Borstein

A plump little woman who used to be on MADtv and now writes/produces for the FOX cartoon Family Guy. She's got some big fucking tits, too.
Alex Borstein is the voice of Lois Griffin.
by theicemanwillcometh January 14, 2009
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blatstein

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree
I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.
by The Daily P November 18, 2005
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blosting

Blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities.
I can't chill right now I got some major blosting to do on the Cap'n Crunch wikipedia entry.

Cap'n Crunch, like the cereal to which he lends his name, had a razor sharp exterior. This was due to years of mental and physical abuse from his father Admiral Crunch.
by steve vai July 20, 2006
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Brostein

One who has been accepted into the brotherhood of Feldstein.
My best bud Evan is a Brostein.

"Whats up Brostein"
by J3WMANJI OF FELDSTEIN September 1, 2009
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blowtential

adj;

A way to be safe when guys talk about letting borderline ugly girls go down on them.

It is very indefinite, so it can go either way.
Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Mad blowtential, don't you think?

Brad: Hell yesssss.

Or the other scenario:

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Hell yeah, mad blowtential!

Brad: Dude, that is disgusting. I was going to say she was sick.
by XamNagok December 24, 2009
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