blowkendo

Getting a blowjob while someone, or something, is brutally beating you to varied degrees of intensity. In extreme cases this could prove to be fatal.

Dude I got a blowkendo last night, but when I blew my load I lost my arm. It was worth it.

by Keith Derving December 16, 2009

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Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.

Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.

by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

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Blowmento

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.

by bri0n October 11, 2010

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bonkendorn

the act of beating someone in beer pong so badly that they cant even comprehend it.

They made every single shot and kept fucking us up with the bounce combos, they went bonkendorn on our asses.

by randythestrangler69 March 22, 2011

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blowken

When a man or woman gives a man a blowjob while he is taking a shit.

From Harold and Kumar:
Goldstein:Dude, Cindy Kim even gave me a blowken.
Kumar:What's a blowken?
Goldstein:When a girl gives you a head while your taking a shit.

by ins0mnia April 29, 2008

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