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Getting a blowjob while someone, or something, is brutally beating you to varied degrees of intensity. In extreme cases this could prove to be fatal.

Dude I got a blowkendo last night, but when I blew my load I lost my arm. It was worth it.

blowkendo by Keith Derving December 16, 2009

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Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.

Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.

Blowtender by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

Related Words

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Blowmento

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.

Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010

bonkendorn

the act of beating someone in beer pong so badly that they cant even comprehend it.

They made every single shot and kept fucking us up with the bounce combos, they went bonkendorn on our asses.

bonkendorn by randythestrangler69 March 22, 2011

blowken

When a man or woman gives a man a blowjob while he is taking a shit.

From Harold and Kumar:
Goldstein:Dude, Cindy Kim even gave me a blowken.
Kumar:What's a blowken?
Goldstein:When a girl gives you a head while your taking a shit.

blowken by ins0mnia April 29, 2008

blowkémon

The act of giving or receiving a blow job whilst playing any games within the "Pokémon" series.

"Dude I just got a blowkémon"
"I got one last night!"

blowkémon by YmmijD723 July 2, 2014

Blowken

When a girl gives you head when you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Ohh my god i was taking this huge shit last night then some drunk chick came in and gave me head. It was the best blowken of my life.

Blowken by Alfonzo Gonzalez Ramierez October 3, 2008

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026