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blowjob week 

The week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform vaginal sex.
"Jen is acting pretty bitchy cuz it's blowjob week... but it's okay cuz it's blowjob week!"
blowjob week by Unger July 21, 2005
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blowjob week 

The 1 week out of 4 where your shag bag performs blowjob administration instead of taking your donkey shlong inside her poon due to being up on blocks
shlonginator: hey rory u goin home poundin ur bird later??
rory: no man shes up on blocks
shlonginator: bumour, buts its blowjob week ya?!
rory: does a bear shit in the woods?!
lads: NICE!!

enda: DIES!!!!
blowjob week by shlonginator April 19, 2007

Blowjob Week 

Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?

-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
Blowjob Week by papisgirl August 1, 2022

national blow job week 

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.
Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

Blow Job Week 

The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."

This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
Blow Job Week by TheHoneyBadger09 February 20, 2012

Blow Job Week 

When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
Blow Job Week by syphilis August 26, 2013

National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.
3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend
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