Unger's definitions

blowjob week

The week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform vaginal sex.

"Jen is acting pretty bitchy cuz it's blowjob week... but it's okay cuz it's blowjob week!"

by Unger July 21, 2005

marijuana

It is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die.

"Hey guys, I want to get high, let's go smoke some marijuana!"

by Unger July 21, 2005