3 definitions by shlonginator
the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"
Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole
---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole
---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap
by shlonginator September 30, 2007
The 1 week out of 4 where your shag bag performs blowjob administration instead of taking your donkey shlong inside her poon due to being up on blocks
shlonginator: hey rory u goin home poundin ur bird later??
rory: no man shes up on blocks
shlonginator: bumour, buts its blowjob week ya?!
rory: does a bear shit in the woods?!
lads: NICE!!
enda: DIES!!!!
rory: no man shes up on blocks
shlonginator: bumour, buts its blowjob week ya?!
rory: does a bear shit in the woods?!
lads: NICE!!
enda: DIES!!!!
by shlonginator April 12, 2007
john:hey that shlonginator has such a large cock
enda:shit here he comes
shlonginator:what up choads
enda:shit here he comes
shlonginator:what up choads
by shlonginator December 6, 2006