blowjib 

a small sail extended into the wind when the sailors are really horny and want to get back to port for hookers.

I'm hard as a ship's biscuit! Set the blowjib!

blowjib by Robocock3 April 26, 2023

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

jimikki blowjob (JBJ) by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

steve blowjobs 

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

steve blowjobs by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

Devil's Blowjob 

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.

"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"

Devil's Blowjob by Yemrot February 6, 2010

Blowjob knees 

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.

1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"

Blowjob knees by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

spaghetti blowjob

When you put Prego sauce on your dick then put noodles in her mouth then she sucks your dick off the best part about it is your nuts are the meatballs.

Hay look I went to Italy yesterday and I got a spaghetti blowjob

spaghetti blowjob by phuck dick October 29, 2014