blowjab

an effective way to fend off rapists.

this can be achieved through confusing a rapist by offering him a blowjob, then delivering some swift blows to the nuts

man: Honey how was your day
woman:not too bad although i almost got raped
man:omfg are you okays
woman:yeah dont worry i fended him off with a blowjab
man:lolz

by captain melon January 21, 2009

blowjab

A punch/jab performed while exhaling from the mouth. Very effective if done properly.

"Yo man did you see that fight yesterday?"

"Yeah bro, that guy knocked the other dude out with one blowjab to the face"

by Lolitsandy April 23, 2010

Blowjab

It's when you cock slap your partner, or get slapped in the face by someone's penis.

Before she gave me a blowjob I gave her a blowjab

by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020