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blowfest 

someone who sucks so bad at something
“Noah missed another three, he is a complete blowfest”.
blowfest by leibs69 June 3, 2020
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Covid Blowfest

The people who attended the Trump Rally in Tulsa were close enough to blow Covids onto one another. Its was a genuine Covid Blowfest

Blow Fest 

When multiple people in a room, each of whom is of a different ethnicity, are giving or receiving a blow job.
I walked into this room that had a blow fest goin on in it...

so i dropped my pants and joined the fun.
Blow Fest by AJB n' SSR January 3, 2010

Blowfessional 

1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.

2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.

My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.

There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
Blowfessional by zingeraddict October 10, 2011

Blowfessional fellationship 

A professional relationship between two people which has turned into one of a sexual nature.
John : Did you hear,Michael and Sarah are now in a blowfessional fellationship.
Sean:No way!
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