blowdab 

When you get a blow job but when you cum the girl dabs.

I got the best blowdab yesterday!

blowdab by blowdab January 4, 2017

Blowdar 

An uncanny sense some have to find either powder cocaine or a bj.

Wonda has great blowdar when she wants to snort coke!

Blowdar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Blowdart 

Taking a straw and packing it with cocaine then blowing it directly into a friend's rectum.

I was so skeeted after Trever blowdarted me last night

Blowdart by Sharty Party May 19, 2019

The Blowdart Game 

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again

An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.

The Blowdart Game by DPlatt January 12, 2009

Brazilian Blowdart 

When you suck a fart out of a willing participant's asshole and vurp the fart/vomit combo in to your targets face

That asshole at the hockey game wouldn't shut up so my girlfriend and I gave him a Brazilian Blowdart.

Brazilian Blowdart by Tipdock January 24, 2017

blondabe 

blonde + wannabe

1.A fake blonde. Some one who dyed their hair blonde to seem more attractive or cooler

2. Someone who wishes they were a blonde because they think it makes them cooler or prettier.

Lindsay Lohan

N~ "Omg did you see Annie's hair!!!?!?! She went from just highlights to full on blonde!"
L~ "She is such a blondabe"

G~ "Omg!!! The shampoo that was supposed to make my hair blonde didn't work!!! OMG! *cry*"
L~ " Shut up, blondabe!"

blondabe by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

blowjab 

an effective way to fend off rapists.

this can be achieved through confusing a rapist by offering him a blowjob, then delivering some swift blows to the nuts

man: Honey how was your day
woman:not too bad although i almost got raped
man:omfg are you okays
woman:yeah dont worry i fended him off with a blowjab
man:lolz

blowjab by captain melon January 21, 2009