blowass

A person, place, thing, idea, etc. that aids in ending a relationship.

Distance was a real blowass to John and Carol's relationship.
That fu*king kid Aaron was a real blowass to their marriage!
The only blowass to their undying love was...death.

by Eli Reyna February 24, 2007

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A person who sucks at everything. A blowass is basically that one guy who can never catch a break.

"Matt got caught watching porn last week by his parents"

"Damn, what a blowass!"

by Realnigga9499 January 10, 2019

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When a woman surprises you during a blowjob and licks your asshole

She was sucking my cock...and then switched around and started giving me a blowass!

by Marianist Athlete March 27, 2008

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Known as "the Jonas brothers" to teenyboppers and older, even more annoying fangirls alike, the blowass brothers are the next big corporate marketing scam by Disney, which will make a massive profit from them and eventually probably take over the world, at this rate. Like every other recent Disney superstar, everybody is talking about how great they are despite their generic musical style. Hopefully in six months no one will remember who they are, but by then Disney will have moved on.

12 year old: LYKEOMGZZ!!!!!1!111!111 I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS <33333 I'M GONNA MARRY NICK HE'S SO HAWTTTT.
intelligent older brother: You mean the blowass brothers, who lack musical talent and sold themselves out to a corporate giant?
older sister: Hey, that's not funny, I love the Jonas brothers.

by laura said this June 20, 2008

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