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blow jobber 

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A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.
That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.
blow jobber by suhweetT November 1, 2013
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blow jibberish 

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The act of talking while giving a blow job, producing muffled speech.
Stop talking blow jibberish while going down on me, ask me what I want for dinner when I'm done!
blow jibberish by Aulapay2 December 17, 2014

Blow Jibber

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When a girls takes two raw turkey thighs at room temperature and squeezes them on opposite sids of a penis while thrusting up and down.
Chelsea went right to action with a mean blow jibber last night.
Blow Jibber by dmoneywestside January 25, 2016

Blow Jibber

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The act of performing fellatio on a male.
Many young folk get blow jibbers on prom night.
Blow Jibber by SchruteFarms November 12, 2012

blowjober 

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Someone who likes to suck penis.
Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.
blowjober by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

blowjobbery 

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When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobery 

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A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.
Brittiney: Hey honey, let's go look at the shoes?

Daniel: You go ahead, I'll be at the Blowjobery.
Blowjobery by sizauce bizauce June 11, 2014
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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