BLORTED

When killed in a videogame in an unexpected, over the top or ridiculous manner

We were playing squad and couldn't make it out of spawn we just kept getting blorted by a tank from across the map

by Ivanent April 1, 2022

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Bloated Violin

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

blosted

to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.

asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted

by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

blorsed

being drunk (horsed) and high (blazed) at the same time

bro i was soo blorsed at tayla forde's party dude

HI

by guy thompsoner December 21, 2010

Bloated

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

by xoxo gi May 30, 2019