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Hit bloq:tm: 

tell someone to hit bloq
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Hit bloq:tm:
Hit bloq:tm: by owotsu November 5, 2020
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Shortened form of 'cock block'. May be pronounced "french' style if that's your thing
I was trying to bang this chick but her fat friend threw a mad c-bloq before i could get the digits
c-bloq by Compton Effect August 16, 2003

Bloquitas 

Bloquitas is Jordan Knights version of calling his fans blockheads.

Ladies all over the world feel honored by this definition, even those lacking the Latin flare.
"Whenever Jordan Knight calls out to his Bloquitas, they surrender their credit cards for the chance to watch him eat Bacon and maybe drink some tea with his pinky up".

"Look at that Bloquita, thinking she has a chance with Jordan".
Bloquitas by Blood-sucker August 30, 2012

cocker bloquer 

verb or noun. pronounced cockay blockay, this is "French" for cock block.
Usually used when someone near by is cock blocking or being a cock block. Due to the fact that a loud uttering of the word cock usually attracts attention, this "French" word is more discrete, and is less likely to offend the person being a cock block.
Can be used in other situations.
Sounds ridiculously stupid to people who don't take French. And to people who do.
I would've come over to talk to you, but i didn't want to cocker bloquer.
cocker bloquer by vivelerockk07 April 6, 2008

Bloquacious 

Similar to the word Loquacious, meaning to be a talkative type, Bloquacious means that you frequently give blowjobs to a various amount of people
Dude, I can't believe she fucked me!

Nah, man, she's the bloquacious type, she'll fuck anyone.

Damn!
Bloquacious by Frumps McGee January 1, 2009
Spanish word meaning block. Mostly used in Chicago,IL. Another word for cuadra(also meaning block).
Don't come around here no more I own this bloque.
Bloque by Falisha May 10, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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