blopt 

When something is unbelievable (usually in a bad way)

"What, I failed my math test? That's so blopt dude."

blopt by KikiPotions September 2, 2021

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Blopper

Bastardization of "Whopper". Irish slang for incredibly excellent, or absolutely exemplary. Used primarily in the northern region of Dublin, often preceded by "bleeding".

That caramel sundae was bleeding blopper.

Blopper by Poppinfresh1811 October 13, 2020

Blip blop

Used in the conversations of pewdipie and jackscepticeye ,can be referred to as the language of the gods

Blip blop ship shop ding dong

Blip blop by Garvthejackfan September 13, 2019

Bloatware 

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.

1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.

Bloatware by Xaurudame July 31, 2012

Blopaholic 

A person addicted to Black Ops (BlOps). They are easily spotted by their greasy hair, bloodshot eyes and constant references to n00bs and being "1337".

Children: "Daddy, why is that guy passed out in that gutter over there?"
Father: "He's a Blopaholic kids. If all of the cool kids are doing BlOps, and they offer you it, just think of this man, and just say no."

Blopaholic by Beardy Bender November 21, 2010

bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011