bloopt 

A slight sound that goes like *bloop*
The t at the end is added for the sound of the closing of the word.

bloopt

bloopt by Aighttttveo March 7, 2024

bloopyaya 

Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

bloopyaya by NotWhoYouThinkIAm67891 November 27, 2022

Bloomturd 

1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.

2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.

3. Being overly anal and controlling.

Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!

Bloomturd by turdstation January 15, 2013

bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

bloopski 

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.

Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"

bloopski by max.gilbert April 2, 2017

Blooper reel 

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.

As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

Blooper reel by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005

Bloodtrocuted 

1; A terrible, unethical way to die.
2; A famous and amazing song by the band DethKlok.

"You've just been bloodtrocuted."

Bloodtrocuted by MDX/l7d October 7, 2007