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blooptoop 

when two or more persons think of or say the same thing at the same time, human Bluetooth
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking"
"If you're thinking let's go throw cans of paint at midgets, then fuck yeah!"
"OMG!!! Blooptoop asf!!!
blooptoop by wansh wanan August 12, 2022
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booptophobia 

fear of being booped on the tip of the nose
“Being booped is extremely scareby. I have booptophobia”
booptophobia by Frederick L Benlo November 24, 2019

bloopblop nipple 

The aftershock of too many bad tiity twisters and/or breast feeding for too long.
That chick has a bloopblop nipple.

Bootpoop 

An old settlement of Nevada, named after a family who founded the town after crossing the Bootpoop Plains, also named after them. The residents of Bootpoop found themselves at war with neighboring town, Poopshoe Campsite, Utah. After a long gruesome battle, with much footwear and beliefs being thrown about, they agreed to set their differences aside and join forces. The federal government would not allow them to name their joined towns Bend Over and Bend Right Over, which is why there is now West Wendover, Nevada, and Wendover, Utah.
The residents of Bootpoop held a strong belief in pooping in boots, unlike the residents of Poopshoe Campsite.
Bootpoop by VladTheImplier February 24, 2015

Bloopaloop 

I love Bloopaloop!!!!!
Bloopaloop by Purple Yoshi July 1, 2011

bloodtorpedo

A used kotex type tampon.
Shelagh's bloodtorpedo was carefully wrapped in toilet paper and discarded.
bloodtorpedo by Tim Griffin April 3, 2006

bloodtooth 

A self centered whiney ass troll in World of Warcraft on the Daggerspine server. Also referred to as whiner
OMg you guys are soo noob you have to gank me with 20 peopel even if you were on your way to a raid!1!!! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!1 Im such a bloodtooth!

Dude.. Stop acting like a bloodtooth and wash the damn dishes.
bloodtooth by sick4real March 4, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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