"Man, that last bong hit made my third eye bloodshot. Now, how do we start planning for world peace?"
by Hippyfox November 22, 2017
A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
by Hippyfox September 24, 2021