Definitions by Hippyfox

Pillow pirate 

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

Pillow pirate by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

third eye bloodshot

Being absolutely stoned, to the point you start talking in new age hippy speak.

"Man, that last bong hit made my third eye bloodshot. Now, how do we start planning for world peace?"

third eye bloodshot by Hippyfox November 22, 2017