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blood sack 

Can refer to any internal organ or even a human being at large.
The doctor says there is something wrong my blood sack.
blood sack by Fat Waysider November 26, 2011
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bloody spooge sack

When your spooge becomes somehow bloody, then leaks on to ur sack. It then becomes a bloody spooge sack.
EWWW Ben Affleck spooooge!!!

Whenever he beats off, he always gets a bloody spooge sack...wtf?!
bloody spooge sack by lcrimsontidel October 18, 2008

bloodsuckers 

someone who sucks you dry - emotionally, physically or especially financially
"That guy from Paraguay was right scrounger .....!", "yeah all the South American men are bloodsuckers.......!"
bloodsuckers by queeeenie July 21, 2006

Bloodsucker

When you have sex with a girl on her period and make her suck the blood off your dick afterwards
Had sex with a girl last night.. she didn’t tell me she was on her period so I made her give me a bloodsucker.
Bloodsucker by Badgedog April 18, 2020

bloodpacker 

1. A term applied to heterosexual male -- alluding to the supposed tendancy of a heterosexual man's dick becoming drenched with blood once inserted into a female's vagina. A term for a heterosexual male.
When Jon found out his boyfriend of ten years was actually a bloodpacker, he freaked.

I was quite relieved when I found out the cute guy who sat next to me in class wasn't a bloodpacker.
bloodpacker by Darnell Woods March 9, 2008

bloodsucking blowjob 

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.
Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

bloodsuck 

An adjective that describes sundry heartless business practices or people. An adverb that intensifies any activity regarding heartless business practices or people.
Adjective: And then there's the "I don't wanna pay for somebody else's cancer" one. (Which you do anyway with standard bloodsuck insurance.)

Adverb: Selling that rube a sixth insurance policy was a bloodsuck thing to do, Charlene.
bloodsuck by Victor Cobblepot December 16, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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