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bloody spooge sack

When your spooge becomes somehow bloody, then leaks on to ur sack. It then becomes a bloody spooge sack.
EWWW Ben Affleck spooooge!!!

Whenever he beats off, he always gets a bloody spooge sack...wtf?!

bloodsuckers 

someone who sucks you dry - emotionally, physically or especially financially
"That guy from Paraguay was right scrounger .....!", "yeah all the South American men are bloodsuckers.......!"
bloodsuckers by queeeenie July 21, 2006

Bloodsucker

When you have sex with a girl on her period and make her suck the blood off your dick afterwards
Had sex with a girl last night.. she didn’t tell me she was on her period so I made her give me a bloodsucker.
Bloodsucker by Badgedog April 18, 2020

bloodpacker 

1. A term applied to heterosexual male -- alluding to the supposed tendancy of a heterosexual man's dick becoming drenched with blood once inserted into a female's vagina. A term for a heterosexual male.
When Jon found out his boyfriend of ten years was actually a bloodpacker, he freaked.

I was quite relieved when I found out the cute guy who sat next to me in class wasn't a bloodpacker.
bloodpacker by Darnell Woods March 9, 2008

bloodsucking blowjob 

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.
Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

bloodsuck 

An adjective that describes sundry heartless business practices or people. An adverb that intensifies any activity regarding heartless business practices or people.
Adjective: And then there's the "I don't wanna pay for somebody else's cancer" one. (Which you do anyway with standard bloodsuck insurance.)

Adverb: Selling that rube a sixth insurance policy was a bloodsuck thing to do, Charlene.
bloodsuck by Victor Cobblepot December 16, 2019