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Red Blood Queen 

The cosplay to defy reality. Requires the bodies of hundreds beneath the feet of the mistress to be soaked in the blood of the defiled. Only when a spirit truly obtains a post apocalyptic world can this feat be achieved for a never ending feel of tranquility
In the apocalyptic world the red blood queen will rise

Blood queef 

a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.
Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*
Blood queef by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012

Blood Queef 

I started my period last week, those blood queefs were way cray cray. Not swagalicious at all.
Blood Queef by MF Girls April 20, 2021

bloody queef chunk 

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis
I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.
bloody queef chunk by Buchwheat Bones September 28, 2011

Bloody Queef Bubble 

When a woman is on her period and has had a load shot into her pussy she blows a bubble out of her vagina held together by cum and blood until it pops.
After having vaginal sex with Diane, Ted proceeded to eat her out. He soon found out she was on her period when the tip of his tongue popped her bloody queef bubble and sprayed blood and his own splooge into his mouth and the back of his throat.

Bloody Queef Mist 

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.
Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.
Bloody Queef Mist by Beau Harris February 15, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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