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Bloom Moisture Cult 

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!
Bloom Moisture Cult by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

cultural blood money

The wealth accumulated by media figures that make crude, violent, disgusting or repulsive content before they switch to a "softer" side and try to redeem themselves and all of the social flotsam they've helped create. Examples include Arnold Schwarzenegger, PewDiePie, Sarah Silverman, and The Weeknd.
Viewer: "Did all that cultural blood money go into funding your podcast?"
Sarah Silverman: "Yes and I now support Bernie and urban gardening."

bloodcunt crazies 

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.
Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.

Bloodcunt 

Possibly the most offensive word in the English language. Pairing up 'Blood' with cunt results in a word so offensive that it should only be used in the most extreme circumstances.
"fucking bloodcunt"
Bloodcunt by Les January 12, 2004

Bloodcunt 

used affectionately by men towards each other
a man could talk to another man and say "alright cunty" or "alright you old blood cunt"
Bloodcunt by natalie May 13, 2005

bloodclut 

sum nigga who is too rude and who needs a tomp
ma dumd ass bredrin leeroy hes so stupid
bloodclut by y.snipez April 12, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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