The tricking of a gullible person. It's like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.
"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
by rainbowdust919 December 29, 2014
Get the blondfold mug.When you are caught between two blonds, and get folded in between them, which leaves you with no other choice but to fuck your way out
Me: Hey guess what!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS
Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!
~alternatively~
I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS
Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!
~alternatively~
I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!
by Swaggmasta October 15, 2009
Get the Blondfold mug.When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.
"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".
by Woms1 April 20, 2023
Get the Clockweight Blindfold mug.A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
Get the Japanese Blindfold mug.While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.
Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."
"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
by ShouldWeEvenTryToBeCreatative January 27, 2021
Get the Blindfolded Swan mug.When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.
by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011
Get the Scottish Blindfold mug.Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?
I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023
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