blonde air 

This is what you breath when you are around blondes. Just being around them makes you stupider. You just get ditzy.

OMG I had a blonde waitress today that just could not get our order right. It's like the air around them is blonde air and it make you stupid too.

blonde air by boobralicious December 22, 2009

aircraft blonde 

Most commercial aircraft have a "black box" flight recorder. An aircraft blonde therefore refers to any blonde woman who has a black box - ie dark pubic hair.

Apparently Niki's new bird is an aircraft blonde...

aircraft blonde by Matt Darwin October 8, 2007

airplane blonde 

Noun-A woman with obviously dyed blonde hair, as proven by the fact that she has a "black box" (pubic hair)

"All of these pornstars are sucjh total airplane blondes, can't you tell?"

airplane blonde by www.livejournal.com/users/ellamichelle April 19, 2003

airplane blonde 

A girl who has died her hair blonde but still has a "little black box".

"Even though she was an airplane blonde, my parents would've loved her."

airplane blonde by Me November 6, 2002

Airplane Blonde 

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Kelly is hot but her roommate told me she's an airplane blonde.

Airplane Blonde by Keith January 4, 2004

Airline Blonde

Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
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I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...

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Airline Blonde by johnparker74 September 25, 2010

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

Blondearexia by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010