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Feeble Canadian attempt at Britishness as a result of decades of Anglo-hard on.

A blokette wears the fishnets and nicely jeans in this relationship. She doesn't think that it's fair for men to have their own title, but she also wants to look better than them at all times.

This blokette is sick of talking to homeless men with one tooth in the coffee shoppe.

blokettes by Melissa Mewdell April 24, 2005

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blokette

A femaliased.. (its also a word.) version of a bloke.

"Different strokettes for different.. blokettes... uh, yeah.. PINT O BITTAH AND A STEAK PLEASE!"

blokette by Farsin McMarsin.. from McMarsin and Marsin! March 29, 2004

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Blakette

Fans of Blake Michael on social networks such as Twitter, or Facebook.

After watching Lemonade Mouth...I'm totally a Blakette now!!!

Blakette by Another Blakette <<33 July 15, 2011

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Blokette

Female version of a bloke

Hello blokes and blokettes

Blokette by Epicamongusimposter September 26, 2021

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bloketastic

Being all that is man.

Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.

That car is totally bloketastic.

bloketastic by Cass September 3, 2006

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Blokette

Female version of "bloke."

'Ello there, li'l blokette!

Dude, there was this one blokette...

Blokette by IwishIknew... February 7, 2010

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boobettes

Boobs of girls from age 10 and under

My boobettes can't even fill out a trainer bra

boobettes by Orlando Bloom December 5, 2003

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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