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A femaliased.. (its also a word.) version of a bloke.

"Different strokettes for different.. blokettes... uh, yeah.. PINT O BITTAH AND A STEAK PLEASE!"

blokette by Farsin McMarsin.. from McMarsin and Marsin! March 29, 2004

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Blokette

Female version of a bloke

Hello blokes and blokettes

Blokette by Epicamongusimposter September 26, 2021

Word of the Day on January 11, 2023

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blokette • blonette • Blakette • blogette • Blowette

Blokette

Female version of "bloke."

'Ello there, li'l blokette!

Dude, there was this one blokette...

Blokette by IwishIknew... February 7, 2010

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Blakette

Fans of Blake Michael on social networks such as Twitter, or Facebook.

After watching Lemonade Mouth...I'm totally a Blakette now!!!

Blakette by Another Blakette <<33 July 15, 2011

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blokettes

Feeble Canadian attempt at Britishness as a result of decades of Anglo-hard on.

A blokette wears the fishnets and nicely jeans in this relationship. She doesn't think that it's fair for men to have their own title, but she also wants to look better than them at all times.

This blokette is sick of talking to homeless men with one tooth in the coffee shoppe.

blokettes by Melissa Mewdell April 24, 2005

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blonette

Blonette is a word that describes either a blonde or a brunette that could and does change her hair color between the two colors and still looks hot!

If you were a hot blonde and now you're a hot brunette, your officially a BLONETTE!!

blonette by Gabby S May 14, 2006

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blonette

A brunette who acts like a blonde stereotype

Tamah is a big blonette

blonette by Jack Smith May 13, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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