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(noun)

/blōkSHip/

A vague, usually complicated relationship dynamic with a man. That's literally it. It can be used as an alternative for an untitled association with him.

A blokeship is often but not exclusively a term used to describe a romantic relationship that feels emotionally mismatched, distant, or where the bloke may feel like a stranger or roommate than a partner.
Common usage examples:

"We've been together for a while, but I don't associate with that man so we're in a blokeship."
"My blokeship is going...swell. That's all you need to know."
"You hate that man so much you call your relationship a blokeship?"
blokeship by loopdylusional June 16, 2026
Words you can keep

Blueshipper 

Goyim that are brainwashed by the jews and democrats consuming anything supporting leftist ideologies. They are the absolute plague to humanity by advocating peak degeneracy.
All the soyboys with low testosterone are blueshippers.
Blueshipper by Red Undead August 2, 2020

blokechap 

British cognate to american dudebro.

Typically English fellow, who speaks in an indecipherable dialect, makes snide cunt jokes, likes soccer but is not a hooligan, eats Branston Pickle, etc.
Hey blokechap, you suck, fuck offf. go back "across the pond" dickweed.
blokechap by blokechap October 16, 2008
When the only reason you're friends with someone is because you gather information through them from a blog that they keep secret from you.
"The only reason I'm friends with _ is because they let me know all the cool shit to listen to. It's more like a blogship."
Blogship by good brains October 2, 2009

Blokesinha 

Dícese de aquel jugador con tunnelvision que en las teamfights le pican en la cara por no anticapear en la flag.
Me marqué una blokesinha y nos picaron en la cara siendo el único meele.
Blokesinha by Ninjatank October 11, 2022

Blokesinha 

Dícese de la acción de no anticapear con un meele debajo de la flag por tener tunnelvision y monear el teclado.
Me marqué una Blokesinha en Gilneas.
Blokesinha by Ninjatank October 11, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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