blogbie

Blog+freebie=blogbie.
A blogger who goes to events, especially press conferences, just for the sake of freebies.

Rina went to press event not to write about the story but for the freebie. She was hoping to win in the raffle. She's a certified blogbie.

by Rizal Jose August 9, 2012

blogies

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

by Anai July 20, 2008

blombie

A black zombie. Often more athletic than other zombies.

There's no use in running, those are blombies.

I smell Newports, there must be blombies near-by.

Blackula is a blampire, not to be confused with a blombie.

by Jeff Jeffington November 27, 2012

Blogxiety

That creeping feeling that professional blogging is a lot less fun than it seemed to be at first.

Blogger: I feel so frustrated and overwhelmed... It's like a punch in the gut when I see someone has posted more nip pics than me. It's such a competitive world out there! And on top of that, I've run out of motivational sayings to use as picture captions.
Blogger's mom: Oh dear, you've got a case of blogxiety!

by Anastasia Meow June 21, 2023

Bloobies

the breasts of blue-skinned aliens or other humanoids, such as those of Zhaan, the Delvian Seek of Farscape.

I wonder what Zhaan's bloobies look like?!?

by kateshampoo September 12, 2006

blogie

The art of receiving a blowjob while eating a hoagie. This applys only to eating a hoagie, no other food.

Preston was getting a blogie in the wawa parking lot.
Steve was getting a blogie while watching the game.

by Bill-D. November 13, 2007

Blowbie

Freebie blow job, unreciprocated oral sex.

My girlfriend is on the rag. Maybe I'll get a blowbie tonight!

by King Sloth 2669 October 16, 2014