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bloda

The bloda is like a choda but the line is the other way round so a bloda is a line going up youre stomach over youre belly button up youre chest on to youre face (the mouth and the nose) over youre hair down youre back and to youre crack
when he scratched his nose he was wanking his bloda
by Sechmet January 29, 2005
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Bloated Violin

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012
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bladadah

a fully automatic firearm
Ak47,Sks,ar15 etc.
I keep that bladadah like yadada
by KTAMOB January 25, 2017
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Blodgetize

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
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Bloatware

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
by Xaurudame July 31, 2012
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Bloapy

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.
"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"
by Bloap February 11, 2018
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bloatesque

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.
I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered
by KRM90 January 21, 2011
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