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blocktard 

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.
blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

cock blockward 

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
cock blockward by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

Bockscar 

Bockscar was a USAF B-29 Superfortress piloted by Major Charles W. Sweeney, on the 9th of August, 1945, 11.02 a.m. in the morning, it launched the second and last atomic bombing in history dropping a atomic bomb codenamed “Fat Man” over the Japanese city of Nagasaki.
Bockscar is the legendary plane that ended WorldWarII.
Bockscar by Oof_TheChungasGuy April 29, 2020

blockstarplanet 

A game where you play as an avatar and do in obstacle courses and chat with friends. You can go to chat rooms and have fun.
Person 1:Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1:Are you on BlockStarPlanet yet?

Blackyardigans 

A term that my family and I use to point out that all of the backyardigans are either black, or have black people names.
Sandra: yo, did you catch the new Blackyardigans? Tyrone is so badass.
Blackyardigans by AL_thicc_boi January 2, 2019

blockcard 

BlockCard is debit card that enables the card holder to spend cryptocurrency like bitcoin where major debit and credit cards are accepted. BlockCard owners use popular crypto assets to make purchases anywhere in the world major debit and credit cards are accepted. It functions just like a traditional bank issue debit card.
I hit the bar this weekend and used bitcoin on my BlockCard to pay for drinks.
blockcard by drackcolb May 4, 2020